Teen Angst: Cats Don't Have It.

Friends For Life

Ever heard of an Emo teen cat? No you haven’t. Because there aren’t any. A teen cat will never repeatedly slam the bedroom door and write obsessively in their journal about being subject to your dictatorial rule. They will not wear a ton of eye liner, listen to Morrissey or ask to borrow your car.

We don’t mean to give short shrift to the deliciousness of human teen angst. In fact, if you have not watched Mortified Nation, you should. It is about a project in which adults read the most mortifying parts of their childhood journals. Out loud. In front of a room full of people they don’t know.

It’s cathartic and so wonderful.

And it is not by chance that the word cathartic includes the word cat. A teen cat from FFL is the perfect companion to watch this amazing movie experience. A teen cat has developed enough of their personality that you can tell something about who they will be but have no difficulty adapting to a new routine and new people. They are, in fact, at that the perfect sweet spot of adoptable animals!

During March we are featuring these wonderful kitties for $25 each. Each is fully vaccinated and spayed or neutered. In fact, we guarantee that these teens will never been a little bag of hormones who has an existential crisis over that guy in 3rd period who did not acknowledge the text. You’re welcome.